Delivery (Following a report that anti-matter is to be carried across Europe in a seven ton lorry)

By Hugh McMillan

 

I imagine in the future

anti-matter

might be delivered

by our Evri driver,

the one with the pony tail

who’s so kind

to old ladies

and has that sticker

Shit Happens

on the back window.

He’ll have

superconducting magnets

and a cooling system

in his Ford Transit

but will still have

to slam the door three

times to get it shut.

I’d continue to get passive

aggressive messages

from my neighbour

(There’s a parcel of anti-protons

here for you Hugh ….)

and how we’d chuckle

when the anti matter

van went over

the potholes,

steering gingerly between

the safety of the road

and a simmering void

of eternal nothingness.

To be honest I’d trust

Evri more with the anti

matter than

the scientists who

make the world daily

less mysterious

and the military

more efficient

at extinguishing all

forms of human life.

If all existence

was suddenly

to end, better

to be at the hands

of a generally

well reviewed driver

called Alistair.

 

We must Actively Prepare

for War on our Home Soil

 

(Article in Independent 24/06/25}

 

I like simple things:

that railway track rusted

but still unbowed

heading north,

 

those clouds overhead

fat and grey as wood pigeons.

I like feelings too,

love, sorrow, regret,

 

but I’ve been puzzling all day

over this headline –

‘We must actively prepare

for war on our home soil’ –

 

and thinking why?

Who would defend soil

but a child with mud-pies?

It is a metaphor, soil,

 

and spirit and community

and later on, sacrifice,

are just words

we’re made to say.

 

Presumably the Russians

are coming to take selfies

by the useless nuclear silos,

occupy the empty

 

bus routes, liberate

the Airbnbs, walk,

poor conscripts from Siberia,

from one familiar

 

abandoned

village to another,

singing their strange songs

to forlorn birds.