Sex
Birth
Leigh Sales is “totally fine”.
Sex
Birth
Come close to death
Yoghurt hits the stage
He said
she was a bit over the top
about this business
of giving birth
She’s no reason
to complain
So why not
mansplain
the point home
By missing her
with a tub
of blueberry yoghurt
(Feel the man’s pain)
Everyone gives birth
Have to,
you know.
The yoghurt was
an ‘off-the-cuff thing’.
“I’m fine, totally fine …
if everyone else is alright,
I’m happy to go on.”
Sex
Birth
Death
Leigh Sales is “totally fine”.
Just a waste of
perfectly good yoghurt.
